The Rope (part 1)

Jessup’s head hit the oarlock and he stifled a yelp. His face stung from where he had been back handed and he was sprawled out in the bottom of the ship’s boat, his head swimming.

“Don’t ye even joke about such things boy,” the Bosun hissed at him and sat down again, motioning the others to continue quietly rowing. They were headed upstream to the Bee Line, past many fat ships that were at dock, a hundred yards or more off to port. The Bee was an old wreck whose bottom had long ago rotted out, sinking her forever at her berth. Back in the day she had been one of the fastest ships on the water carrying small cargoes for large sums. She docked years ago and then just sat, her dock fees paid in full for years out. No one knew, nor cared, who owned her, and her captain and crew had disappeared in the city, never to be seen again. What she was now was a neutral ground for trading between discreet parties where two groups might meet, exchange whatever they had brought and disappear back into the bay without the eyes of the dock wardens on them or the guilds any the wiser.

Bosun Ashves, Jessup, and the three others, from the Kelp Breaker, Smylt, Aldigio, and one eyed Dynr, were headed there now under orders to carry a small locked chest and trade it for a leather folio with silver lettering on the cover. Jessup rubbed his face and wondered why the old joke about the rope up a rope had set the Bosun off, but he got back to his oar and started pulling. “Better to be busy than smart,” his father used to say. And a hand was better than the lash Jessup added in his head.

They made the Bee without incident and quiet as rats they made the few feet from the waterline to the low main deck. Bosun Ashves motioned them to the door to the hold and slowly pulled out his long dagger. With well rehearsed professionalism, they did as instructed, moving through the still hanging rags of sails and rope around the broken boxes and other detritus. Following Aldigio they crept to the door and down the rotted steps into the gloom. The main hatch itself had long ago disappeared and the dual moonlight from Nysashtor and her sister moon Onnessi bathed the central area. They scattered around into the shadows at the edges as Bosun Ashves and Smylt took to the center in full moonlight. They waited.
An hour passed and finally the barest of noise above announced the other party. There was a large creak and a flapping noise and a man landed a dozen feet in front of the bosun, near the stairs and the way out. He had curved short swords in his hands and lower face was masked with a dark cloth. The bosun, nonplussed, motioned Dynr forward with the chest and he set it directly between them, facing the stranger. The man sheathed his off hand blade and from his back produced the portfolio. He stepped forward holding it out and the bosun pulled a chain out from under his coat that held a key and offered it. They exchanged goods and the man carefully knelt, placing the key into the lock where it easily turned. With his blade he flipped it open and his brow furrowed and he looked up at the bosun. From Jessup’s vantage he could see that the box was filled with rope and even he looked at the bosun in confusion. Then they struck. The rope, seemingly under its own power leaped out at the man who tried to stand and backpedal. Stiff ends of the rope stabbed at him drawing blood and somehow slowing him, he stumbled and fell. They were on him in a flash, coiling and coiling, twisting and knotting. He was bound to immobility in mere seconds without any regard to how limbs should fold and mesh. There was a crack as an arm broke and he screamed, lying in the floor.

“Alright, everybody out.” Bosun Ashves said.

Aldigio stepped up to the man and crouched down looming over his head. Leaning down to look him directly into the eyes mere inches away. She reached into her sleeves and came back with two scalpels. “Do you remember Allison?” she rasped. “No? Not at all? Well you should have. No one messes with the Sisterhood. No one.” The scalpels waved as she cast a short spell to silence the proceedings and with the precision of a chirurgian she set to work. Jessup fled up the stairs to the boat. He could have sworn he saw those ropes feeding.

Gencon


Oh sure, it was a while back, but we thought we should at least make a single post about Gencon. It was of course amazing, wondrous, insane and humbling all at the same time. We got to chat with many vendors and hung out quite a great deal with the fine gentlepeople of Iron Crown Enterprises. We played all sorts of games, mostly roleplaying, with one tabletop game which got so intense that a son was disinherited as he slew his father letting the kingdom be lost to foreign invaders. (We admit it, it was us. We disinherited our son. His sister will inherit the empire now and yes he deserved it). If you have never been to Gencon we can’t recommend it strongly enough. Its true that it can be very pricey, but with enough planning it doesn’t have to be hideously expensive either.

Now we didn’t have time to take many pictures while we were there, though the above is a sample at least, however there is one that we thought we would highlight for the product pictured in it, Paris 1648. Now this isn’t a review per se, but we will say this – we are big fans of the idea of roleplaying in Louis XIV’s France and this book delivers in every suit. The variety and density of information is unreal and is more than enough to keep a single campaign running for years all in a single year in Paris. This book should be required reading for every roleplaying supplement writer that picks up a pen. Et c’est tout.

Curiosity

How are our fine dice made? I am glad you asked. You see they are made in a very standard and normal fashion just as one would expect. Nothing at all surprising or odd about the process at all. Perhaps I can show you something in a nice dice tray perhaps?

Look, scram kid. Just be thankful you asked me and not her, the one over there behind the counter. Now get going befo – OOohh, yes she was asking about the dice your Craftiness. And about how they were made, yes. Yes, I am sure she would love to see the process up close wouldn’t you lass? Why, step out back young lady, the Queen of all that Glitters is going to show you how it is all done, so lucky you are. So lucky indeed. Yes, out the back door you go – um, would you mind carrying this vape, this bit of gum, and this mercury thermometer out to the Queen? Why? Oh, for your curiosity she is going to make you your own set of dice and she needs these for the process. Lucky you! So nice you dressed up so purple and sparkly for the Faire today! The process takes about an hour, enjoy!



Another curious, but satisfied customer!

Striking Camp

The last thing you take down is your tent. You want it to be as dry as possible before you pack it up and move on. And so that is what we have done. We have struck camp, packed up our dice, our trays, bags, towers, and tucked away the magic for next year. Chances are though as we travel on that you may find us again in any number of places, Messrs Illgot and Gaines do get around.

P.S. And whoever put the zombie kobolds in the tent last night, NOT FUNNY!

Dance? Why yes we will!

I would dance a jig too if I could get this fine fellow to line my snazzy Illgot and Gaines dice tray. We only have a few, but more are on the way. Our sorcerous goblin is hard at work creating this and other fyne wares though honestly getting them to work in something other than dwarf skin is a chore for the rest of us. So if you are out to the Faire ask about a fancy skin for your tray we promise you will enjoy it! Just don’t inquire too deeply where the leather is from.

Ready for the Faire

So many things to see and buy!

We opened a few weeks ago and we couldn’t be happier. Excited gamers, fun stories, and general nerdiness all around. One of the things we hear often is that people wonder why it has taken this long for something like us to come to the show. Frankly we had been wondering the same thing and so we did something about it!

Come see for yourselves. We have new things arriving daily and can’t wait to share the excitement we have for games with you!